Reviews
The Happytime Murders is an Assault on Moviegoers’ Intelligence (Review)
Have you ever been out a party, and there is this one guy making bad jokes? Jokes so bad people pretend they don't hear them. The guy thinks no one heard his jokes so he keeps repeating them over and over, hoping to get some sort of cheap pity laugh. If you were to...
Preacher Season 3 Review: You Wanted the Comic? You Got the Comic B*tch
From AMC, executive producers Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and showrunner Sam Catlin (Breaking Bad) comes the TV adaptation of Garth Ennis’ and Steve Dillon’s iconic DC: Vertigo comic series Preacher. Starring Dominic Cooper, Joseph Gilgun, Ruth Negga, Graham McTavish,...
Clutch Book of Bad Decisions is Pedal to The Metal Weaponized Funk (Review)
The new Clutch album 'Book of Bad Decisions' is set for release September 7, 2018 via Weathermaker Music from producer Vance Powell (Jack White, the Raconteurs). Here is my advanced review: "I've never been one for nostalgia. I've always shied away from it. But after...
Patient Zero is What 28 Days Later Would Look Like if it Were Remade by Idiots (Review)
Patient Zero is directed by Stefan Ruzowitzky and stars Matt Smith, Stanley Tucci, Natalie Dormer, Clive Standen and Agyness Deyn. The film is available now on Demand with a limited theatrical release planned for September 14, 2018. Here is my review: A supervirus has...
Slender Man Manages to Be Both Scary & Boring at The Same Time (Review)
I like Slender Man. I think the original creepypasta post was awesome; it was original and deliciously mysterious. I liked the game Slender: The Eight Pages, too, it was terrifying. So even though I didn’t like the trailer and heard it had low reviews, I was...
The Meg Has a Decent-Sized But Disappointing Bite (Review)
It’s been long overdue for director Jon Turteltaub to escape from National Treasure-purgatory, and he does so with The Meg, a deep sea horror picture pitting Jason Statham against a monstrous prehistoric shark. Through Warner Bros. Pictures and Chinese investors,...
BlacKkKlansman is The Most Powerful & Important Movie of 2018 (Review)
There is no doubt that Spike Lee is one of the most influential filmmakers of all time. Let’s face it… It is absolutely a CRIME that his 1989 film “Do the Right Thing” didn’t win Best Picture. To this day it is one of the best films in history. In the past 10 years or...
The Darkest Minds is Fun But Riddled with Fridge Logic (Review)
This week is The Darkest Minds because I wasn’t actually interested in The Spy Who Dumped Me and the realistic stuffed animals of Christopher Robin terrified me. This is the classic example of low expectations - I generally don’t like Young Adult movies (especially...
Saga #54 – Metal Comic Review!
Saga #54 from Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples is available now from Image Comics. Check out my METAL COMIC REVIEW right here to find out more. METAL COMIC REVIEW – SAGA Issue 54 Writer: Brian K. Vaughan Artist: Fiona Staples The explosive “season finale” to SAGA's...
Take a Heartwarming Stroll Back to Hundred Acre Wood with Christopher Robin (Review)
Disney’s trend of reimagining (or remaking) animated classics into live action movies continues with Christopher Robin, which reunites the once imaginative boy as an adult with his friends from Hundred Acre Wood. In recent years, the mouse house (Disney) has focused...
Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episode 1 is an Exciting New Direction for The Franchise (Review)
Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles debuts September 17, 2018 on Nickelodeon from director Rob Paulsen (TMNT Royalty) and executive producer Andy Suriano (Samurai Jack). The series stars the voice talents of Omar Miller, Ben Schwartz, Josh Brener, Brandon Mychal...
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies is a Lot of Fun Even if You’re Not The Target Audience (Review)
I’ve never watched the Teen Titans Go, so Teen Titans Go! To the Movies was the first my first experience of them. Honestly, I don’t quite get it,l but I’m clearly not the demographic. Even so, it was easy to sit through, full comprehension wasn’t necessary. Teen...