Reviews
47 Meters Down Descends Into The Abyss Of Atrocious Films (Review)
I never thought I would see a shark movie that makes Jaws 2 look like an Oscar-winning film. 47 Meters Down is shockingly that bad. It is one of the most flawed films in recent memory, with dumb characters and terrible direction. Virtually, there is almost nothing to...
The Mummy: I loved 75% of it But The Best Milkshake in The World is Still No Good if 25% of it is Shit (Review)
Oh The Mummy. When Brendan Fraser did it in 1999, it was a wonderfully camp, kinda horror kinda action thing. This The Mummy is something else. I was expecting to hate the new The Mummy. Flashy high budget remakes never work out well unless they’re musicals with...
It Comes At Night: Thought Provoking Paranoia Breathes Life Into The Horror Genre (Review)
Just when you think the horror genre is dead, the A24 studio releases a soon to be classic. Last year, they did the same thing with The Witch. It Comes At Night is 2017's "The Witch" in the sense that it has the potential to become a horror classic as it ages. There...
The Mummy: Paging Brendan Fraser (Review)
In 2014, Universal Pictures attempted to launch their Dark Universe (the name of their Universal Monsters cinematic universe) with Dracula Untold. Unfortunately, the movie received mixed reviews and was underwhelming at the box office. Fast forward three years and...
F is For Family Season 2: The Most Relatable Comedy Series on TV & One of Netflix’s Greatest Original Works (Review)
From Netflix and creators Bill Burr and Michael Price, comes the original animated comedy series 'F is For Family'. Starring Bill Burr, Laura Dern, Justin Long, Debi Derryberry, Haley Reinhart, Sam Rockwell, David Koechner, Mo Collins, Trevor Devall and Phil Hendrie....
Wonder Woman: DC Finally Makes a Decent Superhero Movie [Review]
I was never a fan of Wonder Woman, but not for the usual reasons. I’m actually not even clear on what ‘the usual reasons’ would be - I just wanted to watch Superman roam around in tights instead of some woman. Apparently a lot of ostensibly straight men weren’t too...
The Leftovers Season 3: You Will Finally Discover Where The Departed Went. Kind of. Sort of. Definitely. Maybe? (Review)
From HBO and Damon Lindelof (Lost) comes the twisted Rapture inspired drama The Leftovers. Based on the novel from Tom Perrotta (Little Children), the TV series has just concluded its third and final season . The series stars Justin Theroux, Amy Brenneman, Kevin...
The Walking Dead: A New Frontier Puts a Head-Smashing Bat & Heart-Breaking Choices Into YOUR Hands (Review)
From Telltale Games and based on the acclaimed Image Comics series The Walking Dead from Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard comes the third season of the episodic franchise ‘The Walking Dead: A New Frontier'. This is my review of episode 5 and the series overall –...
Wonder Woman: The Most Triumphant, Crowd-Pleasing Superhero Movie Since ‘The Avengers’ (Review)
In one scene plastered all over the marketing for Wonder Woman, we see the female heroine step onto the battlefield, alone, to try and take out the German forces. This action-packed scene and what follows immediately after it combine to deliver not only one of the...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales – A Refreshing Addition to a Tired Franchise… is the Movie I wish I’d seen [Review]
After the fourth instalment in this franchise, On Stranger Tides, I would have figured Pirates of the Caribbean would be done. There just didn’t seem to be anything more to say. Even the actors seemed bored. But then number 5, Dead Men Tell No Tales came out, I...
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Helps Raise Franchise From The Depths (Review)
It's hard to believe that we live in a world where we have five blockbuster films based off a ride a Disneyworld, yet here we are. The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise kicked off in 2003 with The Curse of the Black Pearl. Due to the huge success of the film and...
Shaggy 2 Dope – FTFOMF: The Psychopathic Soldier Returns & Wages War with New Solo Album (Review)
From Psychopathic Records comes the long-awaited brand new solo album from one half of Detroit horror-core hip hop underground icons Insane Clown Posse - Shaggy 2 Dope 'F.T.F.O.M.F' aka 'Fuck The Fuck Off Mother Fucker'. How's that for subtlety? The album is available...